things you never thought you’d hear yourself say:

  • “No, honey, you can’t lock yourself in the closet”
  • “Yes, you’re right, everybody does have boobs”
  • “No, you cannot sit in the ball pit naked”
  • “Please don’t put your dirty diaper on your head”
  • “Does your tushy itch?”
  • “Oops, I just peed in my pants a little”
  • “No, I don’t think your boogers would taste like Swedish Fish”
  • “Please take Cinderella’s shoe out of your nose and eat your lunch”
  • “Yes, sweetie, one day yours will have hair on it too”

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