pregnancy q&a

Here’s a good one that we received by email that we had to share…

 Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? 
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. 

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth. 

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational. 
A: So what’s your question? 

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? 
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. 

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?  
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.     

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? 
A: Yes, pregnancy. 

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? 
A: When the kids are in college. 

Any good pregnancy stories to share with us?  You can write in and share with us here or on Facebook